is this how naming a baby feels like (NOT DONE)

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WEEK 5 LETS GOOO IT'S SPRING BREAK BABAY!!! EXCEPT EMI CAN'T REALLY SPRING HER BREAK BECAUSE SHE HAS 2 PROJECTS AND AN IMPORTANT BAND EVENT THIS SATURDAY TO DEAL WITH WOWOWOW EMI YOUR LIFE SOUNDS SO AWESOME! THANK YOU SUPER AWESOME BLOG READER!pleaseputmeoutofmymisery

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I did NOT draw this in math class WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT bro

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my bestie westie isa got her wisdom teeth removed and looks like a cute dog that got stung by bees

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OKAY LETS DO THIS!! man what a day it has been my biggest wish for this summer is to just CATCH A FREAKING BREAK!!! But before I can take out my net and catch the breaks, I must like pass all the classes I'm taking right now! And that means writing this blog! And the next two for this week!! And like doing this entire project and doing it well!!

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Today's post is gonna be kinda maybe short and sweet I don't know entirely cause I'm the yappinator 5000 but surely do not expect your typical essay today! I just wanna give you Cambridge lads a lil update on a significant part of our project :]

IS THIS HOW NAMING A BABY FEELS LIKE: WE GOT A NAME!! 

Yes that is right my super duper lovely shiny cupcake flying monkeys! THIS FILM IS FORMING AN IDENTITY OF IT'S OWNNNNNN!!!! I am actually so excited right now because the name we all unanimously agreed on is SO COOL. Today I locked in a heck ton on some AICE Global stuff but during breaks and time I set aside to focus on media for a bit, I sat down for a good couple of minutes and thought up some names for our film because in order for me to start my social media page, which has to be done like NEOW, we had to have a name! STAT!! So as soon as I was able, I grabbed my phone, opened the notes app, and began just BARFING. Obviously not literally that would be insane but definitely not as insane as the name I ended up going with!! Check out this thought process:

"WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO COOK??" - you rn probably

What truly clicked for me when coming up and sticking with The Scourge along with pitching it to my team was the biblical meaning behind it. One of the first search suggestions I saw when searching up the meaning for the word was "scourge bible definition" and that got me all like "woaahhhh wait this might just mean business! A scourge does not only hold a physical meaning, that being a whip/lash (woah wait was that a Whiplash reference), but also a pretty significant metaphorical meaning! According to Bible Odyssey, "[a scourge] refers to any punishment visited on the people by God [and] in a more literal sense, the word usually refers to the use of scourging to punish criminals." I thought this definition of Scourge that I was seeing all over the beautiful net was very intriguing and after really critically thinking about it for a bit, I was all like "wait yo wait this word lowkenuinely fits Otto like really well yo WE COOKING WE ARE COOKING!!!!!!" 

In our film, Otto starts off bad (in a moral sense) but harmless. That is until she makes a deal with Annie who then later turns out to be the devil himself and as a result, Otto looses herself in the process of doing a whole ton of crazy things for him, the most significant of which is killing two individuals. Otto literally turns into a scourge, a weapon of some sorts. By the end of our piece, she isn't a person anymore, she is just another tool for the devil to use for his evil biddings. In our case, a scourge isn't a punishment for people enacted by God, nahhh it's enacted by Satan.

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, normal people and Cambridge examiners, we present to you all..

THE SCOURGE